A Visitor

So this morning I call the neighbors to warn them that a juvenille BEAR is in our yard. This is the neighborly thing to do since they are often outside gardening. No answer. I leave a message.

Twenty minutes later I get a call from them. "I was exercising and didn't hear exactly what you said so I didn't pick up. You think the next time you could just say BEAR and not JUVENILLE BEAR..."

Ah sure - No problem.....

Why is it helpful to know it is a juvenille bear? Have you ever gotten yourself between a Mama Bear and her cubs? the Other Mother has. Not even a little bit pretty. Or safe. Have you ever been around an old jaded been-there-done-that-you-can't-scare-me older bear????? Yeah, he isn't going Anywhere...nope. A juvenille Bear is both stupid and easily frightened away with a loud voice and a handclap or two.  So I thought it was useful info. Or not.