Turns out all those medications folks have been taking for ADHD are completely unnecessary. That's right. Not needed. Who knew? Apparently, the cure for ADHD has been hiding in plain sight right there on the camping aisle in W*LMART. Imagine!
Instead of medications, folks can now use the handy-dandy
FOCUSING LANTERN.
Having trouble focusing on a complicated lecture at college?
Use the FOCUSING LANTERN
Having trouble remembering where you left your car keys?
Use the FOCUSING LANTERN
Having trouble following the latest political obfuscations?
Shine that FOCUSING LANTERN on the whole darn mess.
Having trouble prioritizing in the midst of bills, chores and daily drudge?
Use the FOCUSING LANTERN and the next task will be clearly illuminated.
Wow. If only it were that easy.
LOL...I need about ten of those things!!!!
ReplyDeleteGotta make a trip to W*lm*rt soon! We could use a whole bunch of these. Who knew?!
ReplyDeleteHope all is well on your end as you make this transition.
Actually there are two equally effective solutions (1) medicine, works quickly, may cause pychotic problem with bipolar conditions which can be confused with ADHD. (2) therapy, takes several years and is only about as effective as medicine.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately the researchers had held back until recently the fact that therapy worked as well as medicines.
Now you know but which should you choose?